YOU KNOW YOU'RE A METALHEAD WHEN...

 you imitate great drum solos on your steering wheel.

-holdmedownstitchmeup

you don’t listen to any music made before 2001.

-bluthsoriginalfrozenbananastand

you find a new patch.

you tend to hate certain bands on principle.

-mistercakesblog 

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 you think you can take anyone in a fight, no matter how much you weigh.

-sex-murder-art-baby

you realize that there’s nothing better than Lucretia’s laugh.

-sheisaknockout 

You want to burn down hot topic.

-realitynot

You bash other types of metal that you don’t like for no reason.

-notyouraveragemetalhead

you say you don’t have anything to wear because all your band shirts are either missing or dirty even though you still have a closet full of other clothes.

-meet-my-maker

looking for a boyfriend you start judging by the length of their hair.

you show the horns in every photograph of yourself.

-rebelshred

you come home from a metal show and your boyfriend/girlfriend shows no enthusiasm for your complete euphoric high and you realize you have to dump the tool.

-endsonmonday

all the musicians you’re attracted to are dead or in their 60’s.

-rabbitcult